"HE WHAT?" "Jack apparently hung himself with his tie. We got him down before any brain damage could be done, but he won't be able to do the show. Anne is on her way over as we speak." ""Just great, and we go on in 15 seconds. Get the film from yesterday's date. We'll show that first, and hope Anne gets here in time...." ***************** You stand before the entrance of the Great underground empire. It is dusk. Kassidy stands behind you. >VERSION -------------------- Working Title Fiction Presents: THE IMPRODATING GAME Created by Delfina and Stephica This Part by Rei Inverse Part 12: SDs, cute things, and chaos, oh my! -------------------- >TURN ON LANTERN You turn the battery-powered lantern on. "Ready to go?" Kassidy says. >YES "Good. Let's go." >ENTER ENTRANCE You move your head towards Kassidy's rear. You- >WHAP PHRASE Ow.... Why did you hit me? >PHRASE NO HENTAI You're no fun... so what entrance did you mean?" >ENTER ENTRANCE TO THE GREAT UNDERGROUND EMPIRE Okay. You enter the cavern's entrance. There are passages to the north and the south. Kassidy enters the cave from the north. >SOUTH You head south. There are passages to the north and the south. Suddenly, the lantern flickers and dies. It seems the battery Jack gave you was almost out of power. And the lantern has drained the rest. Kassidy enters from the north. >CURSE JACK You danm jack to the deepest layer of Hell. Kassidy is eaten by a Grue. You are eaten by a Grue. You have died. ************** Anne dashes onto the stage with the microphone and stands before the crowd. "Welcome everyone to this weeks show. We are in a rush due to my brother hanging himself, so let's get right to the show!" Anne says, a little hurried. The crowd, which seems to be composed of weird mixture of SD's, Chibi's, and cute and fuzzy mascots, cheer wildly. Anne sweatdrops. "Okay. Let's introduce our contestant... the cutest protector a SD could ever have. Hailing form Project Chibification, FRANK!" A little SD Kamen walks on stage and hops into the chair. "Also known as SD Kamen!" the crowd goes wild. "Great to be here. But why did the produce have to shove that Taser so hard into my ribs?" The little SD asks. "Don't ask me, I wasn't supposed to host this episode. Anyways, let's introduce out Bachelorettes. Our first Bachelorette is one of the fighters in ultra. Say hello to Bachelorette # one! A little girl with bat wings flies onto the stage. "Our second Bachelorette hails from a alcohol induced dream in Magic Girl hunters. Let's say hello to Bachelorette #2!" A little SD bounces onto the screen. "WAI!" "And coming from all the way back in that H! Classic, Bachelorette #3!" A fairy with little butterfly wings, blue hair, antennae, and a leather bikini with leather gloves and knee-high leather boots flies onto the stage and sits down in the third chair. "Okay. Now that everyone is here, start with the questions," Anne says a little hurried. Frank looks at the card warily. "Bachelorette#1, if you were a fish, what type of fish would you be?" "Hmm. Well. It would have to be an Eel. They are so long and squirmy!" the young succubus chirps. Frank blushes. A few of the resident perverts get nosebleeds. "Bachelorette #3. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?" "Oh, that's easy. Orgasmic Liquorish!" the fairy pipes. The crowd roars. Anne and Frank sweatdrop. Frank flips through the cards. He finally picks one. "Bachelorette #2, in one sentence, describe yourself." "Well, I am a deluded figment of someone's imagination, who believes that she is real WAI!" The SD character jumps up and down on her chair. "Umm. Who picked these Bachelorettes Anne?" Frank asks. "Jack" she replies. "That clears up a lot..." Frank flips to the next card. "Bachelorette #1 and 2. What is your idea of a date?" "Well. First we would-[Edited by the censors]" Frank, and half the male, and female crowd pass out with massive nosebleeds. Frank reverts from SD form. Anne sweatdrops. "Okay. We'll be back right after this commercial." ************ [Insert normal commercial] ************* "And we're back. The contestant has been revived and put back in SD form. So let's get on with the show!" Anne turns away from the camera to reveals a SD Kamen with a plasma bottle attached to his arm. He looks a little woozy. "Umm. Bachelorette #3. Like I said before, what is your idea of a perfect date?" "Well. First we would have a picnic, and then go kill some magical girls. And then kill some more magical girls. Maybe some ice cream. A movie." Frank pales, not to happy about the killing of magic girls. "Okay. Bachelorette # 2 and 3. What is your favorite piece of fanfiction?" "Girls With Guns because I am the STAR!! WAI!!!" Bachelorette #2 starts to bounce up and down on her chair. "Okay. Bachelorette #3?" Frank asks. The audience waits. No sound is heard. "Umm Bachelorette #3?" Bachelorette #2 speaks up. "The fairy left. Some thing about a date with her boyfriend. WAI!" "Alright people! We'll be right back after these messages. And then our contestant will pick his date!" Anne says. The camera cuts. ************* Insert Cell Phone Commercial ************** "And we are back. So. Who is the lucky Bachelorette?" Anne asks "Do I have to pick one of them?" Frank Replies. "Yes," Anne deadpans "Okay. #3 ran out, # 1 is a big time pervert, and # 2 likes to kill magic girls. Which I have a problem with. But I'll go with #2 anyways." "Good choice. The one that ran out on us was Yummi-chan the Bondage Fairy, From H Classic. And Bachelorette # 1 is Lillith! From MTCFF Ultra!" A young succubus flies out into the crowd. "WAI! She st. [edited for content] "Security!!!" Anne yells. Turning away from the audience. "And the Bachelorette you chose is the SD Akia from Episode 39 Magic girl hunters. Hope you two have a wonderful date. We are running over time, so see you next week!" ************** Notes. Well. Not many. Keep in mind, this is my first fanfic. Impro or not. And I think It went pretty well even though I have only spent a grand total of 4 hours on it. An hour a day is the maximum allowed on the WP at the library. *Sigh* I am starting to get depressed. I'm going to go now. Bye... Oh. And thank you ElRutt for pre-reading...